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ONCE AGAIN WE ARE LOOKING THROUGH THE SAME HAND-HELD CAMERA IN A FIRST PERSON POINT OF VIEW, BUT, THIS TIME, SONATA DUSK HAS THE FILMING DEVICE. WE KNOW THIS BECAUSE SHE'S NARRATING AS SHE IS FILMING A BIZARRE SEXUAL SCULPTURE ON TOP OF THE KITCHEN TABLE.
And what's this? Another gross piece of human art...
Let's see, it seems like a man and a woman doing private stuff.
Human art is strange!
(OFF) ARIA BLAZE'S VOICE
Adagio, he's waking up.
(OFF) ADAGIO DAZZLE'S VOICE
Oh, good.
THEN SHE RAMS THE CAMERA UP THE PORNOGRAPHER’S FACE (MUCH LIKE HE DID WITH THEM): THE MAN IS ON THE FLOOR, ALMOST NAKED —EXCEPT FOR HIS WHITE UNDERWEAR— SITTING IN WHAT WOULD BE A VERY UNCOMFORTABLE POSITION, BEATEN TO A BLOODY PULP AND TIED UP WITH HIS ARMS BEHIND HIS BACK.
PORNOGRAPHER
(COMING TO HIS SENSES)
Ouh... argh... what---?
SONATA DUSK
Wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey!
PORNOGRAPHER
The fuck did you do---? What is this shit---? Argh... where am I?
Oh, we kinda beat you up a little and brought you to your kitchen.
Then we kinda tied you up.
Hey, would you mind if I grab something to eat from your fridge?
I hope you don't cuz' we already ate what was there. Not much, by the way.
Oh, and there were no burritos! You, sir, are a liar!
But okay, okay, we forgive you.
Just tell us if you have any more food around, okay?
PORNOGRAPHER
You fucking--- aungh... cunt... argh...
SONATA DUSK
What? You need to speak louder cuz'
I can't hear what you're saying.
PORNOGRAPHER
You--- you have no idea who you're fucking with!
ADAGIO DAZZLE
Oh, really? Let me guess: you're a dirty old man
whose made a small fortune making pornographic material.
And... that's it. I think we have a pretty good idea who you are.
You, in the other hand, you really have no idea who we are.
But you're about to find out.
SONATA DUSK
Yes, mister, you're about to find out!
ADAGIO RELEASES THE MAN WITH INDIFFERENCE, WHICH MAKES HIM FALL AND BUMP THE BACK OF HIS HEAD ON THE FLOOR,
PORNOGRAPHER
Argh! Fuck you, you fucking whore!
How the hell could you do this to me!
We're stronger that we look, mister. Check this out...
AAAIIIEEE!!! NO, PLEASE!!!
ARIA BLAZE
What? I was just answering your question and illustrating my point.
Aaargghh... what the hell are you!!!???
ARIA BLAZE
It's kinda of a long story.
ARIA BLAZE GRABS THE MAN'S OTHER FOOT,
Okay, I'll tell you who we are, but I'll have to illustrate my point again.
NO! NO! PLEASE DON'T!!!
ARIA BLAZE
Okay, okay, you don't have to yell! Geez...
ARIA LETS GO OF THE FOOT AND STANDS UP AGAIN;
ADAGIO DAZZLE
So, mister pornographer, ready to finish that video of yours?
You girls ready, too?
SONATA DUSK
I'm ready.
ARIA BLAZE
Yeah, sure.
ADAGIO TAKES A BUCKET OF WATER FROM THE FLOOR AND SHOWS IT TO THE MAN,
ADAGIO DAZZLE
Okay, then let's do this. Look here, mister,
I brought this bucket of ocean water while you were taking your nap...
PORNOGRAPHER
Please, stop! You win, I'm a fucking asshole!
Just take your money and go away!
I won't go after you, I don't care! Just please don't torture me...
ADAGIO DAZZLE
Torture you? Oh, no, no; we don't do that type of stuff.
I mean, I know I don't do that type of stuff.
You do that type of stuff, Aria?
Not really, no.
ADAGIO DAZZLE
And you, Sonata, you do that type of stuff?
SONATA DUSK
You mean torture people? Of course not, torture is for psychos.
ADAGIO DAZZLE
I know, right? We're not psychos, we don't torture. We're just artists in despair.
We just need some food and maybe a nice house —just like this one—
where we can live in peace. Okay, and maybe also some of that money
you just mentioned. But that's all.
It's behind the painting on top of the chimney in the living room!
Just take it and leave me alone, please!
ADAGIO DAZZLE
Alright, alright, I guess we'll take your money, if you really want us to.
But I must insist we should really finish your video.
I mean, as artists ourselves, maybe we have somewhat of a different vision
than what you originally had in mind,
but I think we can still do a fun little movie for all audiences!
I even have title for it, for when we post it online:
"This Is What Happens To Perverts Who Take Advantage Of Girls In Need".
THE POOR MAN IS CONFUSED, SCARED OUT OF HIS MIND; ADAGIO AND ARIA SMILE,
PORNOGRAPHER
No, please! No videos! Please!
ADAGIO DAZZLE
But we have to! Did you know that not finishing the projects
they start is the one thing that separates wannabe artists
from true artists? Also... Aria here is kinda hungry.
ARIA BLAZE
Yeah. I'm very hungry.
PORNOGRAPHER
Please, I beg you, just go away...
Don't worry! We'll even incorporate some of your ideas.
Didn't you say you wanted to “make us wet” and then we should “eat you”?
Well, that's exactly how our video starts... and kinda the way it ends!
See here: first, WE GET WET!
ADAGIO DAZZLE
And then, WE EAT YOU!
ARIA'S NECK ENLARGES AND HER HAIR STARTS FALLING OFF. HER CLOTHES ARE TORN APART AS HER BODY KEEPS TRANSFORMING BACK TO ITS ORIGINAL EQUESTRIAN SIREN FORM. SHE ROARS.
GOD ALMIGHTY!!!
SONATA DUSK
Hah, hah! Looks like someone doesn't know
what happens to a siren when she touches sea water!
ARIA’S ROAR SOUNDS LIKE A TERRIFYING MIX BETWEEN A WHALE AND A GIANT LION. THE PORNOGRAPHER'S EARS BLEED AS HE SCREAMS LIKE A GIRL. THIS MAKES ADAGIO LAUGH OUT LOUD.
ARIA SINKS HER TEETH INTO THE MAN’S LEG AND LIFTS HIM UP TO DEVOUR HIM, THE VICTIM SCREAMS AND SCREAMS.
ADAGIO DAZZLE
Sonata, leave the camera on this stool pointing at Aria.
And come with me, this is about to get very unpleasant.
Let's go grab that money instead.
SONATA DUSK
Can I check the fridge again for more food?
ADAGIO DAZZLE
Ungh, fine! I'll get the money myself!
ADAGIO WALKS OUT THE KITCHEN AND INTO THE LIVING-ROOM, SONATA IMMEDIATELY FORGETS WHAT ADAGIO JUST TOLD HER TO DO AND, CAMERA STILL IN HAND, GOES TO THE FRIDGE AND OPENS IT. ON THE BACKGROUND WE CAN HEAR ARIA FEASTING ON THE PORNOGRAPHER WHO WON’T STOP SCREAMING AND BEGGING FOR MERCY.
AS SONATA FILMS THE INTERIOR OF THE MAN’S REFRIGERATOR WE CAN SEE HER ONE FREE HAND MOVING STUFF AROUND AND PICKING UP ITEMS THEN PUTTING THEM BACK DOWN:
Let's see here. Some cilantro... yuk. Some old milk. Yuk.
What's this? This could be a sandwich!
SONATA DUSK
Oh, no. This isn't good anymore. A siren has to have her food fresh.
Mmh, what about this?
SONATA DUSK
Hey, I think this could be pizza. Or was pizza. Let's see...
SONATA DUSK
Eeew, this smells horrible! Why would anybody keep old food like this?
ALL THROUGH THIS SCENE WE'VE BEEN HEARING ARIA EATING THE GUY AS HE YELLS IN TERROR, BUT HE SUDDENLY GOES QUIET.
SONATA DUSK
Seriously? Not even fresh veggies? Mmph!
This guy probably always ate outside.
Hey, Aria, you're making a mess here! Look at all this!
I'd like to take this opportunity to point out that
you really shouldn't play with your food, kids.
And also, if you make a mess, don't expect me to clean up after you!
SONATA TURNS AROUND THE CAMERA AGAIN AND FILMS THE REFRIGERATOR ONCE MORE. NOW SHE OPENS A SMALLER DOOR, RIGHT UNDER THE FREEZER ABOVE, AND FINDS A PLASTIC BAG OF TORTILLAS.
OH. MY. GOD.
SONATA GRABS THE TORTILLAS AND BRINGS THEM UP CLOSE TO THE CAMERA, WE CAN SEE THE BRAND, READING “TORTILLAS DE HARINA, LOS TORITOS”.
SONATA DUSK
WHOO-HOO!!! Girls, look what I found! IT'S TORTILLAS!
And they're fresh, too! Now all we need is some beef,
some cheese and some lettuce!
Oh, and some salsa, too!
SONATA DUSK DESPERATELY OPENS EVERY SINGLE LAST DOOR AND DRAWER INSIDE THE FRIDGE SEARCHING FOR THE AFOREMENTIONED INGREDIENTS, BUT CAN'T FIND ANYTHING;
Oh, c'mon! There's gotta be something!
At least some meat of some kind!
NO! There's nothing more! Ouh...
SONATA DUSK
Aria! You have to leave me some of that so I can make myself a taco!
Aria, listen to me! Aria!
SONATA DUSK
I'm serious Aria! Don't eat the whole guy!
Leave some for me, please! ARIA! ARIA!!!
ADAGIO REENTERS THE SCENE WITH A BIG BAG OF MONEY:
ADAGIO DAZZLE
Good news, girls! We won't have to worry about money for a long time.
There's thousands of dollars in this bag,
and there's another one where this one came from.
Now we can buy some nice new clothes and---
SONATA DUSK
ADAGIO! Aria won't listen to me!
ADAGIO DAZZLE
What?
SONATA DUSK
She won't listen to me! I want her to leave some meat
for some tacos but she's eating the whole guy up, look!
Tell her to leave me a little, Adagio!
ADAGIO DAZZLE
Oh, Sonata, you know Aria never shares food.
SONATA DUSK
But I found some tortillas!
ADAGIO DAZZLE
Forget it! We now have enough money to buy all the food we want.
SONATA DUSK
Really? Oh, oh well, okay. Cool, I guess.
But if I buy something I'm not sharing it with her!
ADAGIO DAZZLE
Oh, grow up, Sonata! And why are you aiming the camera at me?
Didn't I tell you to point it at Aria?
SONATA
*Gulp!* Oh, yeah, yeah! I was totally shooting Aria before you came back!
I, I have it all here, sure!
ADAGIO DAZZLE
Argh! Whatever!
Now, let's see, there's gotta be at least... mmh... well...
ON THAT VERY MOMENT, A HORRIFYING CRUNCH IS HEARD,
What the hell, Aria?
ADAGIO DAZZLE
That's one crunchy human head!
There's at least thirty five thousand here, maybe more.
Enough to... perhaps start our own little enterprise and multiply the wealth.
SONATA COMES CLOSER TO ADAGIO,
(OVERLY ENTHUSIASTIC)
Oh, oh, we could buy some clown costumes and some clown make up,
and clown wigs, and everything, and do like, clown shows at parties!
Kids love clowns! And their parents pay you for that!
I will pretend I didn't hear that and you will never repeat that again.
Just an idea...
ADAGIO DAZZLE
I was thinking something more in the vein of... a little shop.
You know, coffee, cake. Something small but elegant.
Little tables and fine chairs. Maybe a chandelier.
And a little corner... modified into a little stage where a beautiful,
talented girl like me can sing and play the guitar.
Yes. That would be perfect for me. I mean, for us. Yes!
SONATA DUSK
Can I sing too?
ADAGIO DAZZLE
No. You'll be a waitress.
There are singing waitresses...
ADAGIO DAZZLE
(*SIGHS*)
Fine. But only from time to time.
Yay!
ARIA, IN HUMAN FORM AGAIN, INTERRUPTS THE SCENE, NAKED AND BLOODY. HER BELLY SEEMS FULL,
Sup'?
SONATA DUSK
We're gonna be singing waitresses!
ARIA BLAZE
Really?
SONATA DUSK
Yeah, in our own coffee shop! Adagio found lots of money!
ARIA BLAZE
No way.
ADAGIO DAZZLE
Yes way, and that's just the beginning.
A little back-up plan in order to achieve our true goal.
ARIA BLAZE
But... a coffee shop? Some plan, Adagio!
If we have money we should invest it in something
that can really make us rich, like professional wrestling!
ADAGIO BLAZE
Professional--- what? What on Equestria are you talking about?
I've thought of this: we could challenge the strongest
wrestlers in the world, and beat them up!
First we would charge them a big sum of money
to fight us and promise them like a huge reward if they can defeat us...
Think about it! All wrestlers would take us on thinking
we're just weak little teenagers... and then, wham!
We wipe the floor with them!
With that money you found we can organize our own tent and all!
We'll buy our own ring and chairs, the whole shabang!
SONATA DUSK
Hey, I like that idea! Oh, and if there's a tent,
I can be a clown there, too!
ARIA BLAZE
I already have a wrestler name, so all I need now is a mask.
(EXPLODES IN ANGER)
NO, NO, NO, NO!!! No wrestling, no masks, no tents and no clowns!
WE ARE REFINED YOUNG LADIES AND WE WILL ACT ACCORDINGLY,
YOU HEAR ME!!! THE COFFEE-SHOP IS NON-NEGOTIABLE!!!
Okay, fine! Whatever you say!
Okay, okay, coffee shop! At least we can sing there!
I like that better than wrestling, anyways.
ARIA BLAZE
Whatever... But you should leave the singing to Adagio and me, Sonata.
SONATA DUSK
What? Why?
ARIA BLAZE
Uh, hello? Because you're the worst.
SONATA DUSK
Oh, yeah?
ADAGIO DAZZLE
Enough, you simpletons! And follow me!
Oh, and can you please clean yourself up and get some damn clothes?!
Thank you.
CUT TO:
EXTERIOR – STILL DAY, BUT THE SUN IS SETTING – OUTSIDE THE PORNOGRAPHER'S HOUSE, IN HIS BEACH-FRONT BACKYARD
THE DAZZLINGS ARE STARING AT THE OCEAN. ADAGIO IS IN FRONT OF SONATA (WHO STILL HOLDS THE HAND-HELD CAMERA BUT ISN'T FILMING ANYMORE) AND ARIA (WHO IS NOW CLEAN AND IS WEARING MAN'S CLOTHES THAT DON'T FIT...OBVIOUSLY, THE PORNOGRAPHER'S CLOTHES),
My sisters, look at that and tell me what you see.
ADAGIO DAZZLE
(IN EVIL LEADER SPEECH MODE)
Can't you see it? It is an omen: the sun sets and its
shimmering rays die in the ocean. And soon, night comes,
a night so dark it makes the bravest heart tremble.
Yes, the twilight will come about and triumph, for a while,
but, in the end, darkness will consume everything!
ADAGIO TURNS AROUND AND FACES HER SISTERS,
Sirens! We have been forsaken by our own kind, then,
we have been fought against, we have been vanished,
and we have been defeated again and again.
But now, OUR TIME COMES!
ARIA BLAZE
Huh... okay.
SONATA DUSK
Wait, what?
ADAGIO DAZZLE
Our time, you fools! We will rise from the ashes of our defeat
and make a glorious comeback! First, the coffee shop,
it will give us the opportunity we need to settle
ourselves as respected members of human society.
A masquerade to hide our real goal.
Then, Canterlot High! We will return as regular students,
make everyone think we are redeemed, like Sunset Shimmer.
We'll rise to the top of the student body until we
become the most popular girls in that whole stupid place.
And once we have the school under our control
we shall payback the Rainbooms for their transgression!
SONATA AND ARIA SMILE PERVERSELY AS ADAGIO DAZZLE CONTINUES HER OMINOUS MACHINATIONS,
If those girls thought our last encounter was
the end of us they have another thing coming!
Our vengeance will cold and terrible!
They found a way to take our magic,
we'll find a way to take their magic!
And once we destroy them and get our power back
we shall plan the taking of this pathetic little world!
WE WILL BE POWERFUL ENOUGH TO BREAK STARSWIRL'S SEAL
AND GO BACK TO EQUESTRIA TO FINALLY RECLAIM IT AS OUR OWN!!!
ARIA AND SONATA
YEAH!!!
ADAGIO DAZZLE
EQUESTRIA SHALL BE OURS AND
WE SHALL REIGN SUPREME FOREVER!
MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAA!!!
THE DAZZLINGS BECOME ALERT AND SUSPICIOUS, WONDERING WHO IT COULD BE.
Meat Eaters Anonymous Chapter 1
There Is No Friendship In Conflict 1
chapter 1
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This is my take on what happened to The Dazzlings after the battle of the bands event.
"MY LITTLE PONY: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC" is owned by HASBRO and was developed for television by Lauren Faust. This fan-script is based on characters appearing on the movie "EQUESTRIA GIRLS, RAINBOW ROCKS", written by Meghan McCarthy and directed by Jayson Thiessen.